• mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon


when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do image

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no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up

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sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

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A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

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