"$250 for a meet and greet? You better get to suck their dick or something"
my mom (via gnarly)

(Source: fuckedbarakat, via orgasm)

genies:

At church I accidentally pressed the play button on my phone and judas by lady gaga blasted. I’ve never gotten so many death stares at once

(via orgasm)

lalondes:

i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone

(via orgasm)

samcannon:

"You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock." 

High five my tongue with your tongue

(Source: christianmingle, via hi)

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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(via hi)

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