"$250 for a meet and greet? You better get to suck their dick or something"
my mom (via gnarly)

(Source: fuckedbarakat, via orgasm)


At church I accidentally pressed the play button on my phone and judas by lady gaga blasted. I’ve never gotten so many death stares at once

(via orgasm)


i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone

(via orgasm)


"You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock." 

High five my tongue with your tongue

(Source: christianmingle, via hi)


When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you


(via hi)

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